sodamnrelatable: italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this (lol here!)

sodamnrelatable: italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this (lol here!)

sodamnrelatable: italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new

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