cephalopod-demigod: me before getting in the shower: nooooo don’t let the water touch me, i am a desert creature, dirty and free me in the shower: lungs were a mistake. the sea is and always has been my home

cephalopod-demigod: me before getting in the shower: nooooo don’t let the water touch me, i am a desert creature, dirty and free me in the shower: lungs were a mistake. the sea is and always has been my home

cephalopod-demigod: me before getting in the shower: nooooo don’t let the water