toocooltobehipster: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from. I feel old… SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ALERT shut up, tumblr isn’t

toocooltobehipster: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from. I feel old… SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ALERT shut up, tumblr isn’t

toocooltobehipster: captainspensaurus: the fact that there’s only about 5000

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