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wizcoylifa: you wake up after being cryogenically frozen for over 400 years. you look around at the world you thought you would recognize but nothing is the same. you go to collect your belongings and check your phone. 456,823 missed calls from Mom.

wizcoylifa: you wake up after being cryogenically frozen for over 400 years. you

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