gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just

gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just

gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m

Jolly-Reaper: I Really Hope Ghosts Don’t Exist Because I Do Some Weird Fucking Things When I Think I’m Alone And I Don’t Want To Have Embarrassed Myself In Front Of The Ghosts So Much. Like If I’m Making Spaghetti, There’s A 100% Chance I Will

Percypan: This Guy Just Asked Me What My Name Was And I Didnt Understand What He Said So I Said 4:45

Theamazingcat: Moffatcriticism: Why Could A Female Master Not Be Called ‘The Master’? What’s Moffat Intending On Calling The Doctor If He Ever Regenerated Into A Woman? The Nurse? Probably

Buuckybaarnes: I Am So Small And Bitter Im Like A Human Espresso

Tumsperks: How To Break Up With Someone: Give Them A Sock And Tell Them They Are A Free Elf Now

Firelorcl: I Scare People Lots Because I Walk Very Softly And They Don’t Hear Me Enter Rooms So When They Turn Around I’m Just Kind Of There And Their Fear Fuels Me

Jugwine: *Rubs Hands Together* So How Much Caffeine Am I Going To Dump Into My Garbage Body Today

Shoutouts To Those Low Maintenance Best Friends. The Ones Who You Don't Speak To For Months Because Both Of Yall Are Living Life But When You Catch Up It's Nothing But Intense Love.

Frowl: I Am Three Years Behind In My Math Homework

Dilaurentisfields: Please Teach Girls That It’s Completely Natural And Okay To Have Stretch Marks Because I Had To Learn That On My Own

In The Tattoo Parlor

Radioactivemongoose: At My 16Th Birthday Party My Friend John Accidentally Flashed One Of His Balls And I Remember It In Vivid Color &Amp;Amp; Detail Like Sometimes I Forget The Faces Of Loved Ones But That Single Nut Haunts Me. One Time I Fell In A Ditch

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