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momentsforeverfaded: girlsgotafacelikemurder: the-donoman: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE

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